San Francisco, CA 94109
Litquake is rife with quality literary events, but organizers understand that sometimes you just want to hold a beer and watch wrestling. Hence: Figure Four Caps Lock: Pro Wrestling Memoirs from Classy Freddie Blassie to The Fabulous Moolah. No fights are on the schedule, but Rik Luxury is appearing, so maybe you can start something. Insult him, then run behind Incredibly Strange Wrestlings Norman Zelaya and Greg Franklin and tell them to drop a Polish hammer on Luxury. Thatll be easy because youll already have burlesque dancer Lady Monster hypnotizing them with clockwise fire tassels and famed Bay Area wrestling announcer Allan Bolte booming their names to the crowd Zeeeeeelaya! Be sure to hold Bob Calhoun back, because he was ISWs honcho, and those are his boys out there. They might be out of practice its been a few years since regular matches so have wrestling manager Shane Dynasty repeatedly scream, Drop the fucking Polish hammer! with all that wonderful managerial spittle. Mind the writers around you, like Literary Death Match host Alia Volz and Rock Stardom for Dumbshits Michael Lucas, because theyll be busy absorbing all this for future work. If things get too nasty, send in soccer scribe and bar-owner Alan Black, but we recommend using him very cautiously. When its over, have all these people resume reading famous wrestling memoirs to the audience, because thats ostensibly why theyre on the bill for the strangest lineup that Litquake has produced yet.
Fri., Oct. 14, 7 p.m., 2011
Find everything you're looking for in your city
Find the best happy hour deals in your city
Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%
Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city