I am all over myself. So much so that I am inverted within myself, turned out and within my own being. Tantalizing and exuding myselfness. I point out the absurdity of it all. Negativity is the counter to all this positively ridiculous obsession with bad, overpriced, mediocre fadism known as foodieism. Wallow in your smartphones, stuff yourselves with junk and become so helpless that you'll fulfill Orwell's vision of a society of insentient Eloi who will eventually become helpless victims of marauding Morlocks.