2000s: Video games outsell films. The digital revolution's new advances undermine the hallowed veracity of the photographic, analog, celluloid image. The remaining theatrical audience begins its final, inexorable contraction as viewers retreat behind laptops, iPhones, YouTube, XTube, et al., and rampant piracy bites into profit margins. "Mumblecore" is deemed important, and defined-in-opposition festival/art house aridity reaches an all-time high. The exodus from print media shifts chicken-little rhetoric into the digital realm, with Internet think-pieces on the death of cinema appearing ad nauseam. After a long illness, cinema is finally to be laid to rest at a service outside the Edison Labs in West Orange, N.J., on Nov. 14, 2012. It will be buried in a Black Maria.