Bouncer Considers Secession at Mission Bar

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Mission Bar

2695 Mission
San Francisco, CA 94110

Category: Bars and Clubs

Region: Mission/ Bernal Heights

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The only thing missing in this survivalist ensemble, of course, is the scapegoat, the Piggy. My guess would be one of the two girls down on the end who looked like they made a wrong turn somewhere in Cow Hollow. Yes, they would be the Molly Ringwald character in The Breakfast Club, ridiculed for their pedestrian, elitist fakery. It would later be revealed that they both had come from dysfunctional families with absentee fathers and childhood leukemia. Once they show this vulnerability, they'll earn everyone's respect.

Damn, I almost wished the Big One would hit at that moment, so my fantasy could bear out. Alas, when I emerged outside, it was just another brisk S.F. evening with the faint hint of stale piss floating in the air.