It had gone from about 60 degrees to what felt like 25 in the space of an hour, and since I was going to have to stand out in it and wait for the train I needed to time my departure perfectly. When I saw the nose of the M train edging around the bend I headed out.

It was moving so slowly that I pictured a woman passive-aggressively throwing herself in front of it to scare the boyfriend who hadn't been paying enough attention to her. He'd been taking her for granted. She flung herself in front of the train and merely got a few bruises, but looked very pathetic and vulnerable. Mission accomplished.

Epiphany: If I ever find myself contemplating such things, dump the bastard.

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