Unfortunately this is another example of sloppy reporting by the Weakly. The trademark on the pepto-pink mustache is in fact owned by Mylk, the app that helps friends share milk and milk-like substances. The taxi service "Lyft" is an uninspired copycat, which has “borrowed” not only our mustache but the "Y" from our name, all in the name of a boring app for sharing taxis, which anyone can tell you is far less interesting and life-transforming than sharing milk and milk-like substances.
It is Swan, however, who made the mistake of crediting Lyft with our trademarked slogan ("We Inspire Slavish Loyalty" (TM). Also, it is we, Mylk, who instituted the concept of “Blyng,” which is the name for the imaginative, occasionally disturbing items our Mylkers produce to give their milk-sharing a unique “Styyle,” as we like to call it.
Please, Weakly, do try to get it right. We are happy campers here at Mylk but we do work hard and like to be appreicated for our efforts to make San Francisco a great city for sharing milk and milk-like substances.
And if you ever do meet a happy, lively, and emotionally fascinating Lyft driver, you can be sure that they didn’t get that way from driving a boring car around all day. Check their upper lip – they’ve probably been drinking Mylk!
Mylk – We Inspire Slavish Obedience! (TM)