Email Author Alan Scherstuhl

Awards

• 2009 - Kansas City Press Club Heart of America Awards, published April 3, 2008

  "The Best Story of the Year"

• 2009 - Kansas City Press Club Heart of America Awards, published April 24, 2008

  "Desert Storm"

• 2009 - Kansas City Press Club Heart of America Awards, published September 11, 2008

  "Water Logged"

• 2009 - Kansas City Press Club Heart of America Awards, published November 13, 2008

  "What's At Stake"

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2011 Stories by Alan Scherstuhl

• Open Bike

  published April 27, 2011

  Like your heart after you pound a Red Bull or two, the pedals of a fixed-gear bike are forever wheeling forward. Some folks find that scary;... More >>

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  Hilariously Ambitious Cookbooks from the Dawn of the Microwave

  published Apr 22, 2011

  Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. A Shelf Full of Godawfu... More >>

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  Killing My Lobster's Sketch Comedy Makes Us Nostalgic for Gameboys, Seinfeld, and Butterchurns

  published Apr 21, 2011

  As you can see from their funny, pissy viral hit above, S.F. sketch comedy stalwarts Killing My Lobster have a bee in their bonnet about the techtopia in which we all soak like brains in pans. They ... More >>

• Reba McEntire & Ronnie Dunn: Today's Country Is Yesterday's Coldplay

  published Apr 19, 2011

  On occasion, All Shook Down gives a listen to the music that is to real America what brine is to a cucumber. This is one of those occasions. Reba McEntire, "If I Were a Boy" Since American... More >>

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  FEATURED STORY

  Brian Sussman, Talk Radio Blowhard, Fails to Expose Earth Day Idiots

  published Apr 18, 2011

  Tune into KSFO during morning drive time, and you might hear professional angry man Brian Sussman, whose job it is to gather news items he can pretend to get pissed about. These he sprinkles like ro... More >>

• 1980s Stroke Book Computer Sex Input Is More About Sex and Input than Computers

  published Apr 15, 2011

  Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. Computer Sex Input Auth... More >>

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  FEATURED STORY

  "When Was the Last Time I Made Passionate Love to my Wifer" and Other Sad "Inspirational" Questions for Husbands

  published Apr 08, 2011

  Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. Especially for Husbands: W... More >>