Email Author Ephraim the Track Bike

2007 Stories by Ephraim the Track Bike

• Lexington Club Violence Stories Show Anti-Hipster Bias

  published September 26, 2007

  Hi! Like a middle-aged faux-British pop star trying to claw her way out of irrelevance by collecting African orphans, I, Ephraim the Track... More >>

• Ask a Track Bike

  published June 27, 2007

  So, over the past eight or so months of hibernation, I thought most of you had forgotten about me, until I received the following cry for help.... More >>