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2006 Stories by Ephraim the Track Bike

Archives: 2007 | 2006
  • Ask a Track Bike!

    published September 27, 2006

    Send hipster-related questions to More >>

  • Ask a Track Bike

    published August 16, 2006

    Well, it's been a long time since we've hit the road together, folks, and for that I do apologize. You see, my owner recently landed himself a... More >>

  • Ask a Track Bike!

    published May 31, 2006

    Welcome back, kids! I have exciting news: The drunk and sweaty ass riding on top of me has changed, but the wee little bike underneath —... More >>

  • Ask a Track Bike!

    published April 26, 2006

    Hi everyone! Welcome to my tri-weekly advice column, wherein I answer loyal readers' questions about the anomalous habits of San Francisco's... More >>

  • Ask a Track Bike!

    published April 5, 2006

    Hi everyone! My name's Ephraim and I'm a track bike. What's a track bike? Great question! Track bikes are single-gear bicycles with back sprockets... More >>

Archives: 2007 | 2006
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