Email Author Garrett Kamps

2007 Stories by Garrett Kamps

• Steely Dan

  published June 13, 2007

  They say he's 9 feet tall, that he's got 17 fingers (eight on one hand, nine on the other), that his beard's as long as the summer solstice, that... More >>

• The Time Flys

  published February 21, 2007

  I saw these New York Dolls wannabes at 12 Galaxies over a year ago, and after the set I mentioned to the singer, "You know, you guys spell your... More >>

• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

  published February 14, 2007

  Why isn't anyone bringing up the Violent Femmes? It's because the Violent Femmes aren't cool. The Talking Heads are cool, which is why anyone who... More >>