Okay, So the Choices are "No Pay" or "No Job"
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Pants, X-Small and X-Large
You have to take your triumphs where you find them, so Dog Bites, who had been eyeing... More >>
The Moments That Make Up a Dull Day
It must be nice to lead a quiet life. Dog Bites was just minding our own... More >>
Bidding While Rome Burns
Remember when your high school, desperate to raise morale on days on which the poorly... More >>
Abroad in the Hoochie Nation
How we got the idea it would be a simple matter to show up at Pac Bell Park, buy... More >>
The Great Uninvited
It will come as no great shock to anyone but Dog Bites that, once again, we have failed to... More >>
Soylent Green Is People!
On day whatever of the power crisis, we still couldn't find an old copy of our electrical... More >>
James and Ted in Up in Smoke!
People keep asking us, "How can the new Examiner possibly make all... More >>
The Changing of the Guard
Goodness, but City Hall was festive Monday. Dog Bites, who'd arrived a couple of hours... More >>
Winter in the City
Gosh, it's been a nice holiday season. Dog Bites, having tried to write columns at this time of... More >>
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