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2001 Stories by Laurel Wellman

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  • Dog Bites

    published March 7, 2001

    Okay, So the Choices are "No Pay" or "No Job" It's hideously embarrassing, but we recently realized we're flat-out... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published February 28, 2001

    Pants, X-Small and X-Large You have to take your triumphs where you find them, so Dog Bites, who had been eyeing... More >>

  • Trouble at the F-Ex

    published February 21, 2001

    The Moments That Make Up a Dull Day It must be nice to lead a quiet life. Dog Bites was just minding our own... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published February 14, 2001

    Bidding While Rome Burns Remember when your high school, desperate to raise morale on days on which the poorly... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published February 7, 2001

    Abroad in the Hoochie Nation How we got the idea it would be a simple matter to show up at Pac Bell Park, buy... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published January 31, 2001

    The Great Uninvited It will come as no great shock to anyone but Dog Bites that, once again, we have failed to... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published January 24, 2001

    Soylent Green Is People! On day whatever of the power crisis, we still couldn't find an old copy of our electrical... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published January 17, 2001

    James and Ted in Up in Smoke! People keep asking us, "How can the new Examiner possibly make all... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published January 10, 2001

    The Changing of the Guard Goodness, but City Hall was festive Monday. Dog Bites, who'd arrived a couple of hours... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published January 3, 2001

    Winter in the City Gosh, it's been a nice holiday season. Dog Bites, having tried to write columns at this time of... More >>

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