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2000 Stories by Laurel Wellman

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  • Dog Bites

    published December 27, 2000

    I Left My Heart in ... Uh, How Do You Spell That Again? For a while there we thought it might be kindest to... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published December 13, 2000

    Three Words: Deck Chairs. Titanic. Things are looking a little weird at the Fangxaminer -- and... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published December 6, 2000

    A Few Modest Proposals We've been fighting this cold that's going around for a couple of weeks now -- special... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published November 29, 2000

    Don't Try This at Home If Dog Bites, who's not very good at Quark and has only the barest familiarity with... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published November 22, 2000

    The Silly Season We just can't focus on anything. There's way too much going on this week; even if we didn't... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published November 15, 2000

    Who Still Wants to Be a Millionaire? It's taken most of the fall, but something has gone out of the air. The... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published November 8, 2000

    Rocking and Rolling Another weekend, another protest march. On Sunday morning, Dog Bites wasn't necessarily... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published November 1, 2000

    Stet! Rumor has reached Dog Bites that the Renfrew report is complete -- but that nobody in San Francisco has seen... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published October 25, 2000

    In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Scream You just never know when terror will strike. Sometimes you think you're... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published October 18, 2000

    Obligatory Comment on the Fricke-Parks Lawsuit Dog Bites has been sleepless -- sleepless! -- since Union... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published October 11, 2000

    Take Out the Trash Even though we've only lived here long enough to be entitled to 52.5 percent of the civic pride a True San... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published October 4, 2000

    How Soon Is Now? By our calendar, it's the beginning of October -- and still no announcement of a new publisher for the Hearst-owned... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published September 27, 2000

    Hot Lead at 50 Paces Enormous numbers -- OK, several, but that's something, anyway! -- of our readers have expressed great... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published September 20, 2000

    Forget Muni! Rescue the Merc! Oooh! Aaah! It's a redesigned Mercury News! Yes, it's hard for Dog Bites -- as... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published September 13, 2000

    They're Here. They're Drear. They Won't Go Away. Ah, September, magical three-paycheck month! Dog Bites, feeling flusher than... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published September 6, 2000

    Last week, our favorite source at the Chronicle told us the Chron newsroom was abuzz with rumors that Examiner Executive... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published August 30, 2000

    Last Call Late last week, when one Erika Lenkert sent us an invitation to a sort of drink-in at the Clift Hotel's... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published August 9, 2000

    When Cloudy Was the Weather; or, Pyramid Schemes In August in San Francisco, there's something a little weird and wrong about waking... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published August 2, 2000

    L'Etat, C'est Moi. Or Whatever. Dog Bites, who's had a nasty case of the flu -- which we attribute at least in part to July's wretched... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published July 26, 2000

    May Your Wheat Grass Stay Green We are somewhat out of spirits this week, and there is no use pretending otherwise. Aside from the... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published July 19, 2000

    I Just Ate a Cake and I Hate MyselfWhat does it have to do before people will admit the weather sucks? Rain frogs? Dog Bites, who... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published July 12, 2000

    You Hate Me! You Really Hate Me!It is a well-known fact that one's exes have a psychic ability to sense when one has become involved... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published July 5, 2000

    Logan Five! Identify!With the weekend's ice-fishing-appropriate weather, Dog Bites began to wonder if it weren't almost a cruel irony... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published June 28, 2000

    It's scarcely news (and therefore, of course, absolutely fodder for this column) that ever since Herb Caen died, a number of our city's name-brand... More >>

  • Dog Bites

    published June 21, 2000

    Vive La RévolutionLife as a high-profile newspaper columnist is, God knows, demanding. But life as a publicity-seeking would-be... More >>

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