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Guys and Large Breasted Gals The Gold Club Guy Search is on and, flush with holiday spirit, we here in the Dog Bites mail room figured we'd... More >>
Last week's postponement of the day Californians get to choose their electricity provider may strengthen the position of monopoly utilities,... More >>
If there's anything that gets SF Weekly's goat, it's people who shirk their duty, then show up first in line when accolades are being handed out.... More >>
In the cool dual worlds of movies and rock 'n' roll, the boys of OSC -- the so-coolly named Our Stinking Corporation -- were the hippest dudes of... More >>
It has come to SF Weekly's attention, through sources we do not wish to reveal, that James Bond, United Artists, Ian Fleming, Sean Connery, George... More >>
Pour poisonous gunk into the ground, let it stew for a few decades, then spend millions of dollars trying to extract it. Sounds like a recipe for... More >>
Kissing Banana Could the San Francisco Examiner actually have bested the Chronicle in a race to suck up to a large advertiser, specifically... More >>
In the Pink The San Francisco Chronicle has never been a respected newspaper or a good newspaper, and probably never will be. These days it... More >>
They sit motionless in their theater concert seats in neat, black clothes. Some hold their chins in their left hands. Others have their legs... More >>
Because San Francisco is one of the world's most physically attractive cities -- and, as design competitions for the new UCSF campus and Union... More >>
Parents in the East Bay cities of Fremont, Hayward, Newark, and Union City will soon receive maps -- in some cases sent home from school with... More >>
Anti-immigration laws passed last year have sparked a Bay Area trench war between the government and Hispanic activists who are scrambling to... More >>
Tuesday was Vidal Sassoon day in San Francisco, according to a proclamation signed by Mayor Willie Brown as part of his continuing efforts to... More >>
The dashing blonde in the loose-fitting, autumn-colored leisure ensemble has been having a stressful week. First, there was the visit from... More >>
According to ancient Greek myth, Sisyphus, son of Aeolus and founder and king of Corinth, was condemned by angry gods to eternally push a heavy... More >>
Trapped in the Car Craze San Francisco's heroic defense of the cause of motoring reached a new zenith last week: Police charged Bay... More >>
Another Crack at Walnut Creek The San Francisco Chronicle's Kevin Fagan wrote last Friday how Walnut Creek is now hip. His editors flagged... More >>
To enter Mariedi Anders' sprawling house in San Francisco's exclusive Seacliff neighborhood is to step into another culture, another continent,... More >>
Tens of thousands of university students, network professionals, and other avowed enemies of the bulk electronic sales pitches known as "Spam"... More >>
There are some things in this world so wasteful, so dangerous, so dramatically irresponsible they deserve only praise. Speed-of-sound land... More >>
Absences Without Malice That was some bold, decisive move by Board of Supervisors President Barbara Kaufman when she stripped Supervisor... More >>
In Like Clint Political consultant and real estate baron Clint Reilly dropped by our swank new offices the other day, dragging behind him... More >>
I have started many stories about bicycle racing but have never written one that is as good as the races are. -- Ernest Hemingway in A... More >>
In Mexico, there are small towns populated almost entirely by women, because the men have gone to California to work the harvests. There are... More >>
Superstars of the Universe Paul Butler leans his gangling 6-foot-2 frame into a tiny office chair, sweeps the back of his hand toward the... More >>
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