Email Author Rob Brezsny

1999 Stories by Rob Brezsny

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published August 18, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): A snail can slither slowly over the edge of a razor blade without doing itself any harm. Trained "fire walkers" are... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published August 11, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): In my dream, I'm watching a game unfold on a savanna. The players are both lions and humans. I can't figure out how the... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published August 4, 1999

  For All Signs: On Aug. 11, a solar eclipse will anchor an unprecedented astrological array that some are calling a Cosmic Crucifixion. Mars in... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published July 21, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Among certain Native American tribes, the potlatch was a kind of generosity contest. Participants in this ritual vied... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published July 14, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Stop punishing yourself. Profess your love on one knee. Sing your favorite commercial in your most reverent tone... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published July 7, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): This week's assignment was inspired by a ritual that devout Muslims perform every year during the first morning of... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published June 30, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): I invite you to celebrate your own personal version of Independence Day this week, Aries. For starters, declare your... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published June 23, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): "I call the high and light aspects of my being spirit," says Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, "and the dark and... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published June 16, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): If you've been living in an apartment the size of the inside of a U-Haul truck, I believe you're ready to move.... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published June 9, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): "Opportunity is often difficult to recognize," said William Arthur Ward. "We usually expect it to beckon us with... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published June 2, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Let's compare your life right now to an unassembled jigsaw puzzle. Let's say, for argument's sake, that this puzzle has... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published May 26, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Time for your midterm exam, Aries. Study each statement below, and decide if it's true or false. 1) Sometimes it's... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published May 19, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): I can wash a window, cook an omelet, change a tire, plant a tree, and interpret a dream faster than anyone alive. I can... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published May 12, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Kissinger's Law says the chance of a piece of toast dropping off a table with its jelly side down is directly... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published May 5, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Best days this month for romance and friendship: 11, 12, 19, 20, 24, 25, 27, 28. Best days for home and family: 10, 11,... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published April 28, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): One of the ultimate challenges many Aries face is how to synchronize their two ruling archetypes: the lover and the... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published April 21, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): A troublemaking voice in my head just told me I should advise you to make love in a bed full of money. Mystified, I... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published April 14, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): When my rock band created a CD a few years ago, its scheduled release on May 8 coincided with the expected date of my... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published April 7, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): The insect known as the mayfly lives only six hours but lays eggs that require three years to hatch. I regard this as a... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published March 31, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): According to a Department of Labor directory, my job as an astrologer is in the same category as acrobats, jugglers,... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published March 24, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Your persona is your social facade, the mask you use to represent yourself to the world. For the last couple of years,... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published March 17, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Do you have the guts to retire a symbol that's guided and protected your journey for years, Aries? I believe... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published March 10, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): In the history of your tears, the current flow is modest compared to some of the tidal waves of the past. Nevertheless,... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published March 3, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): My spies report that you've been compulsively bellowing your personal anthem off-key. And that you've been using your... More >>

• REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

  published February 24, 1999

  Aries (March 21-April 19): Throughout history, most cultures have assigned a masculine quality to the god of the sun. Many of them, though, have... More >>