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1998 Stories by Rob Brezsny

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  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published December 30, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): An English insurance company, Zurich Municipal, did research to determine which astrological sign was most... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published December 23, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Medical researchers are beginning to report an unexpected downside to the use of Prozac and similar drugs. Some... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published December 16, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Happy Holy Daze! If I could give you just one holiday gift, it might be the champagne recently salvaged from the... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published December 9, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Along with beauty, truth, and justice, you should give special attention to cultivating madness this week. I'm not... More >>

  • Real Astrology For an Unreal World

    published December 2, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): I wouldn't be surprised if in one of your past lives you were among the sailors who accompanied Magellan on the... More >>

  • Real Astrology

    published November 25, 1998

    Aires (March 21-April 19): I urge you to practice that "I've only got eyes for you" look till you get it right. Use a mirror if necessary.... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published November 18, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): My expert $450-an-hour advice is that you shouldn't spend a penny for any expert's advice this week. Most of the... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published November 11, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Attention conspiracy buffs and UFO freaks and wannabe gossip columnists! Have your camcorders and notebooks ready at... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published November 4, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): I'm fed up with the cute, stylized symbol of the heart that everyone uses to convey lovey-dovey messages on Valentine's... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published October 28, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): I suggest that this Halloween you costume yourself as a phoenix -- you know, the scarlet, heronlike bird that... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published October 21, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): If you were to sit down and enumerate the people you would trust with your life or with the lives of your loved ones,... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published October 14, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): It's been too long since I asked you the most important question: What do you want more than anything else? I am not,... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published October 7, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): It should be a rewarding week for all you aspiring temple goddesses and tantric wizards. Have you been practicing your... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published September 30, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): A Sagittarius wants to stretch out in your presence, and if you're willing to say, "Bless this mess," the expansion... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published September 23, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Until she broke her foot as a teen, Aries-born Paula Cole wanted to be a cheerleader like all the most popular girls.... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published September 16, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Peter Brook, a stage and film director who's managed to win both critical and popular success, was born on the first... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published September 9, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Every Aries should always have a psychic surge protector in place to ensure that valuable data isn't zapped from her... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published September 2, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): If this were a thousand years ago and you were suffering from the same kind of temporary insanity you are right now, I... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published August 26, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Maybe you've heard this one: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." But... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published August 19, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): The poet Muriel Rukeyser said the universe is composed of stories, not atoms. The physicist Werner Heisenberg declared... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published August 12, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): This would be an excellent time to pray to the deities of your choice for guidance in preserving your newly won... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published August 5, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): This would be a fine time to stand beneath a lover's window and serenade him or her with a tear-jerking yet funny song.... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published July 29, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): German actor Udo Kier, a specialist in playing villains, is swaggeringly enamored of his own silly nihilism. "Evil has... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published July 22, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): I just got an unsolicited e-mail ad from a company that bragged, "We offer many products you never knew existed, and... More >>

  • REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

    published July 15, 1998

    Aries (March 21-April 19): Still your thoughts, mortal, and listen hard! It is I, the Love Enforcer! Drive fear out of your heart, and cease your... More >>

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