Email Author Rock Ninja!

2003 Stories by Rock Ninja!

• The Three Rules

  published November 19, 2003

  As a child, my grandfather would have me recite the golden rules of ninja existence aloud. The three rules are burned into my psyche: 1. Danger... More >>

• Rock Ninja!

  published October 1, 2003

  Tonight begins as many of my evenings begin, by strapping into my ninja suit and rolling on a large helping of Brut deodorant. Then, I consult my... More >>