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2003 Stories by Rock Ninja!

Archives: 2003
  • The Three Rules

    published November 19, 2003

    As a child, my grandfather would have me recite the golden rules of ninja existence aloud. The three rules are burned into my psyche: 1. Danger... More >>

  • Rock Ninja!

    published October 1, 2003

    Tonight begins as many of my evenings begin, by strapping into my ninja suit and rolling on a large helping of Brut deodorant. Then, I consult my... More >>

Archives: 2003
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