Comments (0) Best Advice We Can Give the Unabashedly Horny Males at Polly Esther's - 2000
Hey, buddy. Psst, over here. Well, it looks like someone's been striking out, big time, at Polly Esther's. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with being horny. It's a matter of how you share this special gift of yours with the world. While nightclubs aren't always the best place to find love, luck, or whatever it is you're looking for, it's not impossible, either. Try waiting until a woman makes eye contact before approaching her, to give her at least some idea of why you're there (and if she doesn't make eye contact, she may be focusing on her "inner disco child," and should not be disturbed). Or, if no women will look at you, limit your advances to one per group. Otherwise, you'll come across as what is known as a "Guido," and once you've been to Guidoville in a woman's eyes, it is very, very difficult to go back.
