Best Place to Forget It's All Happening - 2000
Perhaps you are a disgruntled bohemian who, facing an Ellis Act eviction by your new yuppie landlord, has decided to fight back via random vandalism of SUVs. Or maybe your SUV was recently vandalized by a disgruntled bohemian; or your IPO went through the ceiling, or through the floor, or out the window; or that annoying Clint Reilly keeps fucking with your sweetheart deal to buy the Examiner. Regardless, you'll be welcome at Dago Mary's, where good drinks, classic Italian-American dishes, and some of the sauciest service in town will take you back to a simpler era. Dago Mary's is open only for lunch, and only during the week, which means you have to clear an hour or so from your work schedule. Two hours is a better option, after which you may find yourself asking people, "You work for a dot-what?"