Best Unabashed Male Horniness - 2000
Unabashedly Horny Male, to Female No. 1: Hi, you're pretty. Can I dance with you?
Female No. 1: No, I'm dancing with Female No. 2.
UHM: Oh. (To Female No. 3) Well, can I dance with you?
SF Weekly, to UHM: No, she's dancing with me.