Best Bare Buttocks in a Restaurant - 2001
We haven't been by Boys Toys for a while, so we can't say if the arrival of the Grand Cafe's Thomas Hogan has saved the menu from mediocrity. Still, we're willing to bet our grandmother's Magic Wand that the entertainment is just as captivating. Dinner in the upstairs Boardroom restaurant is accompanied by a never-ending parade of young female dancers, who reveal impressive displays of limberness and some of the finest rear ends you'll ever see sandwiching a G-string. Lord knows they're working hard, and any and all customers should bring a good deal of respect and -- if you'd like to make new (if temporary) friends -- a lot of cash. Don't bring Grandma, though. Unless, of course, she's into that kind of thing.