Best Gay Bar for Not Getting Laid - 2004
The Bar on Castro - CLOSED
Make no mistake: The Bar on Castro is a terrific bar -- great music, great drinks, great-looking bartenders pouring great drinks. But we're damned if we can get laid at the place. Maybe it's that every guy is surrounded by an impenetrable clique. Maybe it's the low ceilings. Maybe it's the awesome DJs, who keep the crowd thinking on its feet rather than in its pants. Maybe we're just repulsive. Who knows? The Bar's proved popular, attracting hordes of bridge-and-tunnel types looking to get a taste of the Castro. But for finding that special someone to spend the night with, you might as well stay home.