Best-Value Strip Club - 2004
New Century Theater
Ah, the New Century Theater. Like a fine wine, it seems to get better with the passing time. It has all the things that make a strip club worth shelling out the big bucks to get into -- women who love getting nekkid (or who can at least pretend to love it) and a bumping sound system for shaking your moneymaker -- yet it's cheaper than most. So while some might consider the New Century in the titty-bar farm league compared to the row of neon-lit joints on Market or the warhorse nudie saloons of North Beach, for the money the place is hard to beat. (OK, pun intended.) Plus, there's no cover if you're savvy enough to procure one of the free passes that circulate the surrounding neighborhood, and you can choose your night wisely, since most of the dancers have profiles and work schedules posted on the club's enchanting Web site.