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• Readers' Poll
  Best Local Comedian Robin Williams Best Local Stripper Marcy Meow Best Local Writer Jon Carroll Best Local Hipster No winner Best Local Crank Swan Best Local Beat Cop Sgt. Mark Porto Best Place for a First Date Ti Couz Best Place to Propose Marin Headlands Best Local... More >>
• Best Rock-Music Club DJ
  Neil Martinson
  Even in this day and age, when the White Stripes battle Justin Timberlake and OutKast for chart supremacy, there aren't a lot of clubs where it's cool to dance to rock music. Sure, the kids at the Arrow Bar will slap some Billy Squier or AC/DC on the decks, but there aren't that many spots where... More >>
• Best Place to Mess Around in Public
  Strawberry Hill
  Families are much too busy working up a sweat on paddle boats or piloting fringe-topped surreys around the park's pathways to notice Strawberry Hill, the 428-foot-high island peak that sits smack in the middle of Stow Lake -- which makes the spot ideal for our purposes. Puff and pant your way up... More >>
• Best New Lifestyle Term
  SanFransexual

  You know what killed Howard Dean's presidential campaign? It wasn't that Iowa Caucus scream; it was his early declaration that he was a metrosexual. Who wants a president who's too busy fixing his hair to deal with global crises, who spends more time getting in touch with his feminine side than... More >>
• Best Former Teen Gigolo-Turned-Writer and Performance Artist
  David Henry Sterry
  Sterry is a man you should know. First of all, he's a San Francisco-based writer (his second book, the best-selling memoir Chicken: Self-Portrait of a Young Man for Rent, was published by HarperCollins in 2002). He's also an actor (he's won four Clios, and the one-man show based on his book,... More >>
• Best Local Actor/Producer
  Sean San José

  This gritty, passionate performer is not a member of the camp that believes in creating art for art's sake. Though his acting and producing achievements are many and heralded, San José, whose mother died of AIDS when he was 25, believes in tackling roles that reflect and explore culture,... More >>
• Best Local Poet-Crank
  August Kleinzahler

  It takes range to be well reviewed by both Allen Ginsberg and The Economist. In his latest collection, The Strange Hours Travelers Keep, August Kleinzahler maintains the scabrous, street-level energy we expect from a proper S.F. poet, without forfeiting an ounce of high wit or formal control. As... More >>
• Best Rubber Band Ball
  Pride Superette
  On the outside, the place looks like any other liquor store on any other corner in San Francisco. It looks that way on the inside, too, except for one minor detail: Sitting next to the entrance at the Pride Superette is the utterly unmissable "World's Largest Rubber Band Ball," as dubbed by the... More >>
• Best Place to Propose
  Lands End
  Ladies and gentlemen, you live in the most beautiful city in the world. If you're going to pop the question and you decide to do it in a restaurant (or some equally scenically uninspiring venue), then shame on you. The life-changing topic of marriage demands a dramatic backdrop -- and the... More >>
• Best New Downtown Public Space
  JP Morgan Chase Building
  On the north side of the new Darth Vader high-rise at 560 Mission St. is a privately owned slice of San Francisco that provides an elegant debunking of claims that office tower development is ruining the South of Market neighborhood. This block near Second Street used to be a no man's land of... More >>
• Best Place to Walk Your Dog
  Buena Vista Park
  When you want to give Cujo (and yourself) a canine-worthy workout, head for this little bit of Alpine greensward smack in the middle of the Haight. Rising 569 feet above sea level, the park offers a pleasant sense of solitude despite the teeming masses just down the hill. Buena Vista was... More >>
• Best Place to Get Stoned and Walk Your Dog
  Bernal Heights Park
  Roll up a spliff and treat Fido to the majestic vistas of Bernal Heights Park, 39 acres of grassy recreation space where man's best friend can frolic without a leash. Towering over the Mission District, the park is easier to get to than you might think. Just take Folsom south until it hits... More >>
• Best Cheap Overnight Getaway
  West Point Inn
  Mount Tamalpais is glorious this time of year: The slopes are blanketed with wildflowers, the creeks and waterfalls burble and splash from the winter rains, and the crags and meadows and forests smell of warm earth and flora basking in the sunshine. You can luxuriate in the mountain's... More >>
• Best New Ethnic Neighborhood
  Little Saigon
  The heart of the Tenderloin may not be as touristed a locale as espresso-scented North Beach or the alleyways of Chinatown, but since the fall of Saigon three decades ago, this bedraggled neighborhood has been the commercial and cultural center of the city's Vietnamese community. There are 2,000... More >>
• Best Revolutionary Movement
  Quirkyalone
  The shocking thing about the same-sex marriage issue isn't that two people of an identical gender would want to be together, but that so many seemingly sensible individuals would choose to indulge in the perverse and unnatural rites of lifelong commitment. For millennia the... More >>
• Best Parking Garage
  North Beach Garage
  It's ideally located for North Beach and Chinatown, easily accessed, small enough so you'll never get lost within it, located right across from a police station, and only $2 an hour (cheap by San Francisco -- not to mention neighborhood -- standards). But our deep affection for the North Beach... More >>
• Best Design Firm
  fuseproject
  Fuseproject is the brainchild of Yves Béhar, a Swiss-born industrial designer whose lengthy résumé of awards could very well render him an Olympian in the field of design. Béhar and his team seek to create objects and product concepts aimed toward the tech-savvy and environmentally-conscious... More >>
• Best Clown Matriculation
  San Francisco Circus Center
  There was a time when the San Francisco Circus Center would have been called a "clown college" and would have devoted itself to turning out white-faced jesters bound for three-ring extravaganzas. But that was before the Great Circus Renaissance set into motion by Cirque du Soleil. These days the... More >>
• Best Unknown Local Cartoonist
  Graham Annable
  Maybe it's because he's originally from Ontario, Canada, but Graham Annable draws cartoons that lack the cynical, biting tone of many other Bay Area comics. Annable's collections, Grickle and Further Grickle (published by Alternative Comics), don't feature ennui-ridden art-school rejects like... More >>
• Best Bar Owners
  Christopher White and Waldo Williams at the Rickshaw Stop
  The bar business isn't an easy one, especially for bars that put on live events. The profit margins are slim, the crowds are fickle, and the noise limits are exacting. It's no wonder that many club owners are so miserable. Not so the proprietors of the Rickshaw Stop. Certainly, it helps that... More >>
• Best Chin-Stroker
  Bruce Cain

  Bruce Cain, a Berkeley political scientist, may be the most prolific pundit in the country; his name has turned up in more than 600 stories since January 2003, according to Nexis, and that doesn't include the work he does for KTVU as an analyst, delivering neat soundbites in front of the same... More >>
• Best Gossip
  Leah Garchik

  We are not in the In Crowd. We do not go to galas or fetes or benefits. We were not at the opening of Philip Kaufman's latest film. We have never air-kissed a Getty or tongue-kissed a Traina. But for five minutes every morning, when we're sure no one is looking, we tuck our Datebook into the... More >>
• Best Hotel Deal for Discriminating Weekend Guests
  Suite at the Warwick Regis Hotel
  If you've got family or a group of friends visiting, it's hard to find a better deal than a suite at the Warwick Regis Hotel. Prices vary depending on the season, but you can generally get one for around $175 a night -- about what you'd pay for a small room at most San Francisco hotels -- and... More >>
• Best Place to Put Up Visiting Hipsters
  Hotel Triton
  If you'd like your visiting hipster friends to stop crashing on your couch, point them to the Triton, a funky boutique hotel off Union Square. For your pals who want to see the wild and crazy side of the city, the best bet is the "So Hip It Hurts" package: For $289 a night, you get... More >>
• Best Reuse of a Retail Space
  711 Market St.

  Only in S.F.: 711 Market St. used to be the home of the aptly named 711 Club, a dive bar between Third and Fourth streets that was tacky in all the best ways. One long narrow room with a jukebox, some tables, and a couple of video games, the 711 Club was a dim haven for those needing a quick... More >>
• Best Chronicle Tag-Team
  Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams

  The steroid scandal broke this fall with word that IRS investigators had raided an odd little supplement company in Burlingame called the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative. Since then, the Chronicle -- largely behind the reporting of Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams -- has ably led the... More >>
• Best Bartender
  Alberta Straub
  As Alice Waters is to a bushel of organic produce, the Orbit Room's quirky Alberta Straub is to a shelf of top-notch booze. Part of being a great bartender -- next to a Sam Malone-ish sympathetic ear and some seen-it-all, commonsensical advice -- is, well, knowing your way around a cocktail. "I... More >>
• Best Literary Bartender
  Alan Black at the Edinburgh Castle Pub
  Whether you want to discuss the merits of various Lowland single malts, the pros and cons of the first person in contemporary fiction, or 18th-century rhetoricians, Alan Black's your man. As with all good bartenders, his mien is gruff at first; you might experience an overwhelming desire not to... More >>
• Best Lo-Fi Impresario
  Chicken John at the Odeon Bar
  Chicken John, owner of the Odeon Bar, how do we love/hate thee? Let us count the ways. You work your ass off to provide the city's most ridiculous performers with a place to feel at home, thus spurring them on to further flights of creative fancy. Yet you give us shit if we write about it too... More >>
• Best Pancake Juggler
  Scot Nery
  In the competitive world of performative flapjack manipulation, one man stands head and shoulders above the rest. Other artists who throw breakfast food around claim to hate and envy him, but in their hearts, they also love him for elevating the form to its current dizzying height. Scot Nery was... More >>
• Best Bed & Breakfast
  Chateau Tivoli
  Bed & breakfasts don't come any more opulent or attractive than this fairy-tale French Renaissance town house in the heart of the city's Alamo Square district. Commissioned by an Oregon shipping magnate in 1892, the Tivoli has an eclectic history since World War I that includes stints as a home... More >>
• Best Place to Feed Ducks
  Palace of Fine Arts Lagoon
  With the stately, forlorn beauty of one of the city's most-beloved landmarks as a backdrop, the lagoon in front of the Palace of Fine Arts is about the best urban oasis we can imagine for our fine-feathered friends. A perfect complement to the "palace," with its Greco-Roman-esque rotunda and... More >>
• Best War Relic
  S.S. Jeremiah O'Brien
  Launched in June 1943, the S.S. Jeremiah O'Brien is the last surviving and still-operable example of the more than 2,700 Liberty ships churned out during World War II, and is a National Historic Landmark. After participating in the Normandy landings (she arrived on the French coast a few days... More >>
• Best Indoor Waterfall
  Rincon Center Lobby
  For our money, there's no finer commercial lobby anywhere in town than the one in the Rincon Center development, adjacent to the lovingly restored former 1930s Rincon Annex post office, and much of it has to do with the dramatic 150-foot-tall "rain column" dripping recycled water from the... More >>
• Best Place to Find a McLoft
  Harrison Street
  Are you looking for a place to live? Have you grown weary of the classic Victorians that beautify the streets of our fair city? Do you like obscenely bright living quarters, with track lighting that makes you appear older than you are? Well, look no farther than Harrison Street, where a dot-com... More >>
• Four Best Places to Chill Out
  What with the manifold opportunities for losing your job and getting evicted and being framed on a murder rap and running out of ice cubes, modern life can be downright traumatic. Sometimes the best solution is to get away from it all, if only for an hour. When the stresses of daily life have... More >>