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Best Lap Dance San Francisco 2007 - Market Street Cinema

Market Street Cinema

Market Street Cinema

1077 Market

San Francisco, CA 94103

415-861-2727

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Lap dancing has come a long way from its early days when customers paid naked dancers a dollar to just sit on their laps. Well, maybe not that far, conceptually speaking. Nowadays be prepared to give up more than a buck, but expect more than just a static buttocks upon said lap. The girls at Market Street Cinema have perfected the art of up-close, genitally focused, gyration and titillation. Market Street Cinema is a large, cavernous ex-movie house with a main stage just past the front entrance. The sin-city rooms, for just 10 dollars more, are around the back of the main stage and highly recommended. There you'll find the Bangkok room, the Playland stage, and other more private spaces. Check out the XXX video arcade, ponder a wall dance, take a walk through the tunnel of love, all the while wondering how a dark tunnel ever became the symbol for seeking Cupid's clutches. After a tour and a look at that night's dancers, get comfortable and invite a favorite (or two) to the private rooms for an experience you won't soon forget.
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Dehl
Dehl

"I am not a multi handle user!

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Nice try again Puddy face.

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FlexiblePurple
FlexiblePurple

"LOL...ROTFLOL...ska7000 nice try but hardly fooling anyone. Go ahead start another post impersonating me, my moniker, and a dancer on Myspace. You multi handle user you."

I am not a multi handle user!

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Dehl
Dehl

"C'est vrai Jofe. Vive le roi du rock n" roll...LOL...ROTFLOL000000_______IAmCultured_______000000"

LOL...ROTFLOL...ska7000 nice try but hardly fooling anyone. Go ahead start another post impersonating me, my moniker, and a dancer on Myspace. You multi handle user you.

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ska7000
ska7000

C'est vrai Jofe. Vive le roi du rock n' roll...LOL...ROTFLOL

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JoFe
JoFe

u are DEFLECTING the real issue here! most of the comments were made by a single person. reveal yourself and receive one (1) free half off admission from the free coupon stack

PinkPanther22
PinkPanther22

>Can anyone recommend a stripclub for me? I prefer women >who have beautiful smiles. There is nothing sexier than a >stripper with a million dollar smile. I also like Asians, >who have an amine look to them. That is so hot! Thanks in >advance.

>PS- are there any bars or clubs in the area that serve >Cristal champagne?

Not to sound like a shill - as another forum has said - the Crazy Horse offers everything you're looking for - especially if you have a preference for Asians. If you decide to head on in - try Daniella. She has such a delightfully bright smile - not to mention an amazingly delectable bod - Whoo hoo! I've been to other clubs - but the CH feels the most comfortable to me. Sorry - can't help you with the Cristal champagne. Try the alcohol clubs like the Gold Club or Hustler - I'm sure they can accommodate you.

CristalandStrippers
CristalandStrippers

Hi everyone,

Can anyone recommend a stripclub for me? I prefer women who have beautiful smiles. There is nothing sexier than a stripper with a million dollar smile. I also like Asians, who have an anime look to them. That is so hot! Thanks in advance.

PS- are there any bars or clubs in the area that serve Cristal champagne?

freddieb
freddieb

"LOL...ROTFLOL...TheTranslator aka Eddie aka Elvis aka robbieboy aka Chloe, who are you trying to fool?!?"

your forgetting aka dehl lol

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Dehl
Dehl

"Uh, fellas, I'M the REAL "TheTranslator."

LOL...ROTFLOL...TheTranslator aka Eddie aka Elvis aka robbieboy aka Chloe, who are you trying to fool?!?

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TheTranslator
TheTranslator

Uh, fellas, I'M the REAL "TheTranslator." How many Translators does it take to unravel the weather in Monterey?!? FWIW, the weather here is great at the moment. I'm just about to leave for work.

TheTranslator

TheTranslator
TheTranslator

He meant Monterey....How's the weather in Monterey?

Chloe
Chloe

The weather is just great...except for the rain on Sat. I love Santa Cruz...yay!

robbieboy
robbieboy

How's the weather in Santa Cruz?

Dehl
Dehl

"What the hell does "000000_______XOXO_______000000" mean?

LOL...ROTFLOL...Rocky not to be cynical, but I suspect you already know the mechanics behind it. Just in case you are truly sincere in your inquiry, its a symbol for "Hugs and Kisses".

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Rocky
Rocky

What the hell does "000000_______XOXO_______000000" mean?

Dehl
Dehl

"The management needs to bring the club back to what it was in the lat 1990's when the club was packed with customers and the shows and dances were acutually real."

LOL...ROTFLOL...dennis in the late 1990's the clubs were packed with customers and all the shows and dances and "jobs" were actually real, but nice try...lol

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dennis
dennis

I visited the Market Street Cinema in February 2008 and I felt totally ripped off. There were only two other customers in the theatre and the dancers were all hassleing me for a lap dance. Some even tried to sell either a hand job or a blow job. I was interested in a honest lap dance, not any of the "job" they offered. The back areas were not operating, except for the $100 private dance booths. In December 2007, I paid $40 for a private show only to find the dancer trying to sell a $100 dance (in additon to the $40!). I did not get a lap dance and I was totally ripped off. I came back i 2008 after hearing that a new owner took over hoping things would be more honest. Very little change was noticed, except the Bankok Room was only for "special VIPs." This used to be my favorite room where you used to get honest lap dances and the dancers were wonderful. The management needs to bring the club back to what it was in the lat 1990's when the club was packed with customers and the shows and dances were acutually real.

Dehl
Dehl

My brother SKI

Like Pink said, there is a lot of hype on the night dancers, but there are unknown gems to be found on the day shift. Tiffany is one such jem.

Not to be cynical, but quite frankly, I think your story about being in INDIA and being new to SF sounds like>>>> crappolla...LOL...ROTFLOL!

PinkPanther22
PinkPanther22

Many say the most scrumptious honeys - dance at night shift. I have found - that day shift has some pretty damned delectable honeys - that will spend quality time with you - due to less customers to choose from. When I started to frequent the Saturday day shift - for reasons I can't discuss - I was delighted at how many delicious honeys that were in the house. I suggest Sat day shift - you might fall in love with someone - Who hoo!

SKI
SKI

I am new in San Francisco, i heard about lap dances and other activities on TV while in INDIA, Can any one please let me know which is best time and day to enter into this place?

Cyber_Inspector
Cyber_Inspector

The entire content of the RB website is fake (with the exception of a handful of members) engulfed in fictitious characters, including 100% of the so called female providers in the forums other than the strip club section. You\'ve had knowledge of this for quite some time. You\'re obviously in cahoots with the duplicitous character who created it, Dehl. And please; spare me your usual whining regarding more \"crapolla\" by freddieb.

Dehl
Dehl

Shut it woody fake handle...LOL...ROTFLOL!

woodpecker
woodpecker

Your writing sure goes haywire when you get flustered, as evidenced by not placing a "?" after your first sentence.

Dehl
Dehl

Do you have nothing better to do than to convey your crapolla to higher levels. THIS SICKO LACKS A LIFE!!! GET SOME HELP ASAP FREDDIEB!!!

BSdetector
BSdetector

Despite your generosity with certain newbie (as well as \"naive\") RBers, I am not fooled by your diversions. Your constant strife with those whom you have an \"apparent\" beef with are merely mechanisms for feigning innocence. All this crappolla (pun intended) as you call it is just that, crap. You are no doubt linked to the intangible hierarchy that exists within the RB community, \"my brother\" Dehl.

Dehl
Dehl

Irts my brother, have you forgotten that you ARE one of freddieb's army of fake handles...LOL...ROTFLOL!

Irts
Irts

How ironic coming from the person most responsible for all this "disinformation. " And don't forget about freddieb and his army of fake handles.

Don_ho
Don_ho

If what you say is true, then beware of disinformation; it is the only lingua franca left on that once vibrant site.

southerner
southerner

For Christ Sakes guys, this had done turned into another RB. lol

Magnum_PI
Magnum_PI

No, it's you're ANOTHER suspicious character, Grammarian.

Grammarian
Grammarian

It's "you're" quite a suspicious character, Magnum_PI.

Magnum_PI
Magnum_PI

Your quite a suspicious character yourself, Mr. robken.

robken
robken

There are quite a few of you whose handles are questionable.

feduciary
feduciary

Ah ha! I thought there was something peculiar about your handle.

seduciary
seduciary

I know exactly who they are. With the exception of Dehl, Elvis, PinkPanther22, and you southerner, all the posts in this section thus far, were from fake handles...including me. LOL!

southerner
southerner

MsAva and Mehl, thanks for your input whoever you people are. lol

Mehl
Mehl

MsAva, the beauty and depth of your legendary eyes can kindle an entire universe.

BobbyD
BobbyD

Lolcats! Glad to see the REAL Dehl posting here.

ROFMALOMARL! LOL LOL

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Dehl
Dehl

Pink my brother, I was going to ask the same question. Quite frankly, I think it's another fake handle by FREDDIEB...LOL...ROTFLOL

MsAva
MsAva

Awe punkin, your so so sweet for saying that about us delectable honeys. ty ty.

PinkPanther22
PinkPanther22

I couldn\'t have said it better southerner. Instead of wasting time with all the useless flames, more time could be used talking about the delectable honeys.

southerner
southerner

Cmon guys, there's no need for all this arguing. For christ sakes, this isn't RB. lol

Hummer
Hummer

I have the proclivity to doubt your reasoning, monk_123.

monk_123
monk_123

Oops, didn't mean to post the same thing twice. The first one didn't go through right away so I did it again. I wasn't tying to make the point twice, sorry.

monk_123
monk_123

I wouldn't sweat it dude. He's probably another computer tough guy who will never say it to your face.

monk_123
monk_123

I wouldn't sweat it dude. He's probably another computer tuff guy who will never say it to your face.

ElvisP
ElvisP

I dare you to say that to my face at CH punk.

Hummer
Hummer

Elvis, your atypically puerile delusions towards strip club dancers never cease to amaze me.

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