Surely you've heard that Mayor Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel are expecting the city's First Child, just in time to boost the mayor's family-friendly image for his gubernatorial run. But let's not forget that the Newsoms were beat by a mile in the politico baby race by Venezuelan soap opera star Eliana López, who gave birth to Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi's love child in April. Rumor has it that the two met at a conference in Brazil last summer; obviously steamy events occurred. López boasts cheekbones to sharpen your knives on, and captured her bare baby bump in a sensual photo on Facebook. (She also lists herself as a "fan" of Mirkarimi. We're wondering how many ladies out there would like to be a similar "fan" of the dashing supe.) Drawing from that gene pool, this is going to be one fine baby.