The margaritas may taste like gasoline, but you'll be surrounded by dive bar locals while getting thoroughly sloshed at this hideaway bar in North Beach. The decorations range from Christmas-lights-all-year-round chic to what-the-hell-is-that-picture-of classy. It's like a special little reprieve from tourists with their noses in maps and their heads up their asses. You get a hefty pint of margarita, which is so strong it sears the lining of your throat as you drink it. The drinks are only $4.50, and believe us when we say you'll be stumbling down Bay Street after two. So, why not ring in the beginning of the week with Margarita Monday? We'd like to say you won't regret it, but who are we kidding? Tequila is a bitch.