If you're trying to show that hottie that you're a smartie, but you don't want to get too far from the nearest liquor bottle, try scheduling your first rendezvous at NightLife. Held every Thursday night from 6 to 10 at the Academy of Sciences, NightLife eliminates those pesky kids by excluding anyone under the age of 21. Better yet, admission is just $12 for nonmembers (compared to the regular price of $24.95). With a DJ spinning while you throw back a few mixed drinks, you can demonstrate that you have a brain even as you gradually lose the ability to articulate complete sentences. After all, shouldn't every successful first date begin with intellectual showmanship and end with a drunken, sloppy kiss?