San Franciscans are understandably proud of their quirky liberal heritage, but our town's lovable eccentrics aren't confined to the political left. Indeed, it's difficult to imagine another city where a doctrinaire Libertarian who moonlights as a bisexual escort and exotic dancer could become a permanent fixture in the political firmament. This has been the accomplishment of Starchild — born Chris Fox, he legally changed his name 12 years ago — an evergreen supervisorial candidate and Fabio-esque hunk who has received attention in such prominent Libertarian publications as Reason magazine. In 2007, the 'Child managed to beat the rap on a set of prostitution charges in Fremont, telling the Bay Area Reporter at the time, "We were not denying I might have committed prostitution on other occasions; we were just saying I didn't do it on this occasion." Who says Barack Obama holds the patent on eloquence?