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Best Strip Club San Francisco 2010 - Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club

Crazy Horse Gentlemen\'s Club

Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club

980 Market

San Francisco, CA 94102

415-771-6259

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Readers' Choice: Lusty Lady

Good thing you can't judge a book by its cover, because Crazy Horse would otherwise be unlikely to draw many patrons in the front door. The strip club occupies an address in the panhandler-ruled wasteland that is Market between Fifth and Eighth streets, a location that suggests this could be the sort of place you make bad decisions you never recover from. Once you've paid your $20 cover charge and settled into the Crazy Horse's theater-style seats, however, a realization dawns: You're in a pretty classy joint. The dancers are beautiful, their moves not too aggressive or over-the-top. The soles of your shoes don't stick to the floor. Crazy Horse offers some nice promotions to boot — women get half-price admission on Sundays, and Tuesday-night patrons get a coupon for a free future visit. Sign us up.

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Dehl
Dehl

PS: Don't think for a second that I don't know the Jackass that has been impersonating me on other sites. He obviously needs to get a life ASAP!!!!!!!!

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Dehl
Dehl

Netnerd following me on other sites now?!? How ironic that a delusional Jackass you like you would post such crass statements. Why don't you quit now and save yourself the embarrassment?!? The s***ola just keeps swinging from branch to branch.

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Netnerd
Netnerd

You really are a lying buffoon dehl.

Interesting how a guy with a "statuesque Swedish girlfriend" would need constant satisfaction in strip clubs. One might think the "Swedish girlfriend" would satisfy that need. But if you are delusional, that's a whole different ball game.

Dehl
Dehl

This is the best club with the best dancer. I know this because I am something of an expert on the strip club scene. I have been to clubs all over europe (paris, london, etc) on many business trips and to see my staturesque swedish girlfriend in sweden and I am well-known online for my expert reviews and so I know this is the best. There is a dancer there called TIFF but I call her "CH TIFF" to distinguish her from the many other girls named TIFF that I know. She is very beautiful and one time she let me put my pinky in her "back door" (if you know what I mean). If you think any other club is better than CH then you are wrong.

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