At first it may seem ridiculous to get your future told by a man whose Tarot deck features X-Men characters. But STORM is no ordinary X-Men aficionado: He has legally changed his name to that of one of the characters. The X-Men have been published at least once a month for more than four decades, giving the characters a mythic resonance and backstories all their own. STORM knows the cards, knows the characters, and draws connections to the psyche that would make Sigmund Freud start leafing through back issues to find out what he missed. The result feels suspiciously sacred. STORM reads most Friday evenings, by appointment, at Swankety Swank in the Lower Haight for $40; otherwise, catch him where you can.