So you have no boat, no friends with boats, and no fishing gear, and lately you've been throwing tantrums. Stop it! Realize that all your fishing needs can be met for a mere $100 (well, for one day, anyway). The Lovely Martha, a sportfishing craft built in 1959, will scoop you up at Fisherman's Wharf at 6 a.m., provide you with gear, permits, company, and fishing know-how, and drop you and your scaly dinner back on land in the afternoon. Some say it's even possible to hook yourself a shark.