The Onion has a joke that replays again and again in my head whenever I get into my car. It's a list, in essence, of what we all will finally... More >>

I remember a few scattered things about my one and only trip to Las Vegas in July of 1997. First, the heat was more stifling than three Baby... More >>

"Nope, didn't see it," said a 20-year-old guy from S.F. State about the presidential debate last Thursday. "But I'm voting for Kerry no matter... More >>

There are few things as hopeful and jaunty as a new club. The owners have decorated it just so, the staff has been carefully chosen based on... More >>

Mount Everest stands like a colossal ice cream sundae jutting out of Tibet, its surface sprinkled with all the nuts who perished in their attempt... More >>

"Ah doper deal?" "Excuse me?" I replied. "Ah doper deal?!" returned the woman in an accusatory tone. She was expertly coiffed, fully... More >>

If you ever look closely at a goat you will notice two things. First, it has very wide-set eyes, like a dinosaur. Second, those eyes are usually... More >>