• It's the Little Things

    Say what you want about Chicago, girlfriend, but it's a better museum town than this place. Polish-parking-lot-attendant-looking mofos with big... More >>

  • Ex Ed

    Here's the thing about Miss Marple. The Agatha Christie heroine looks like a doddering old biddy who therefore must have a marked decrease in... More >>

  • Weird Science

    Acatalyst is something that initiates the change of something else without being changed itself. So, like, if I put a bear trap at the... More >>

  • Radio Radio

    In what is becoming de rigueur in Bay Area radio, 95.7 the Bear is no longer bad country, or, as they called it, "young" country. It has switched... More >>

  • Bouncer

    I am not a flip-flopper. I tried to be a flip-flopper, and it hurt my feet. Flip-Flop People always look so happy and gay,... More >>

  • Bouncer

    Technically, an azalea is a rhododendron. The plant likes dappled shade and an acidic soil. Go ahead, put some pine needles around one for mulch.... More >>

  • Hill Street Blues

    There has to be a phrase for feeling nostalgic for things that never were. Or maybe that is actually the very definition of nostalgia. At any... More >>

  • Da Da

    According to Urbandictionary. com, here is the definition for "crunk": "The word in Yiddish means 'sick,' and was brought into the Southern... More >>

  • I, Parasite

    Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they... More >>

  • Flowers in the Attic

    One can't help but feel a bit melancholy when one's guinea pig dies. I buried him in the front yard under the fig. Not exactly his favorite spot,... More >>

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