Mama always told me to get a gay roommate, but I never listened ... until now. It took him all of two hours after moving in to completely... More >>

In my hour of darkness, in my time of need, I turn to the one source of comedy that always manages to pull me out of my rut: Conservapedia.com,... More >>

After my initial Friendster addiction, which was, naturally, closely followed by a MySpace obsession, I was none-too-excited to join Facebook.... More >>

On election night, when all of my friends were gathered at my house to celebrate, I got a surprise visitor. "He's yours!" a couple of my pals... More >>

When Bourbon and Branch first opened, it was really something special. The Tenderloin bar's cocktails are "handcrafted" by people who are... More >>

"It was awful, and I will never, ever forget it," said the woman at the end of the Hyatt's horseshoe-shaped bar. She and her friend were... More >>

It might just be me, but it seemed everyone was saying "Obama" when I walked past them on the street this week. The day after the election, I... More >>

People talk about how hard it is dealing with death, and breakups, and losing a limb on the train tracks, and stuff like that. But there is one... More >>

There may be six degrees separating me from Kevin Bacon, but there were three bar stools between me and the couple roundly dissing a co-worker... More >>

If Project Runway has taught me anything, it's that my mother is a fag hag. I had no idea until she announced that she just loved Austin... More >>