San Francisco hates L.A., and L.A. has no idea. We up here in The Bay Area love to hate L.A. I've been in many shows when a comic has mentioned L.A. — either being from there or going there — and our people will inevitably deliver the S.F. coup de grace, “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!” Sometimes the “hiss” even shows up when a comic says they are moving to L.A. I always think this is hilarious. Given the fact that other than Mission burritos and being closer to Humboldt's No. 1 export, L.A. has waaaaaaaaaaaay more of what your average comic wants than S.F. (You know, that whole “chance at fame and/or fortune” thing.) And yet despite all this L.A. hate, L.A. loves San Francisco. Every time I'm down there, people get all dreamy eyed when I mention that I'm from S.F. This is clearly a one-way rivalry. Kinda like The Giants and The A's have going … for the moment.