Normally, the collision of food and crime make for some hilarious stories. But not this time. Police are describing the appalling and senseless murder of a Pizza Hut deliveryman in the Richmond on Monday night as a possible “robbery gone bad,” because after shooting 38-year-old father of two Thanh Thach dead, the assailants fled without stealing anything. Not the pizza, not the money.
Frankly, this story is just too sad to make any jokes about good pizza going to waste. Plus, I mean, Pizza Hut kind of sucks, but that's neither here nor there. If you're going to rob somebody, why a pizza deliveryman? How much money could he possibly have to take? I hope the police catch these bastards and make a nice pizza pie out of their faces. Seriously.
— Brian Bernbaum