San Francisco-based bottled water company Soma Beverage has voluntarily recalled 16.9-ounce bottles of its Metromint mint-flavored water (sounds kind of nasty, no?) due to possible Bacillus cereus contamination, which can cause all sorts of bad butt flow. The company says all of their flavors, including peppermint, spearmint, orangemint, lemonmint, are being recalled. The suspect bottles — which were only sold online, not in local stores — can be ID'd by a “Best Before” date of Dec. 21, 2008 or earlier.
— Brian Bernbaum