Bob Mould DJ Night
Where: Flour + Water, 2401 Harrison (at 20th St.), 826-7000
When: Tonight, May 2, 5 p.m.-?
The rundown: Move over Colicchio, this city's got a new hirsute hero. Former Hüsker Dü frontman and current bear icon Bob Mould is collaborating with Flour + Water for a DJ night this evening, kicking off a series of artist collaborations at the already-noisy pasta hot spot. Co-presented by NoisePop, tonight's music starts at 5:30; Mould plans to show up at 9. That gives you three and a half hours to come up with a better opening line than “Wanna sign my beard?”