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Jared Higbee and Michael Morse, bartenders with backgrounds in bioengineering and self-taught furniture building, respectively, are roommates who are all about making stuff, parties, and preventing drunks from nearby bars from pissing on their tree outside.
To accomplish the latter, they built a "tree bench."
"That took care of the problem," said Michael. And was a much more Zen solution than trading shifts on the stoop with a shotgun.
Of course, the tree bench's mini-garden still has kinks. "We have a customer at the bar," Jared said. "He's an arborist for the Botanical Gardens, worried that the 15 inches of soil is suffocating the tree root. I'm worried, too. My mother was a botanist and so was my grandfather. I plan to excavate around the tree for ventilation. I also want to light it with solar powered LEDs nestled within the tree."And that is the lesson of the day, folks. Anything is possible with LEDs. Anything. Like this LED lamp powered by 300 Apples. Or these solar-powered LED spheres dancing with the Sumida river in this year's Tokyo Hotaru Festival. For Jared, who Michael calls "the synergizer bunny," what could his urban tree lighting solution be? Something in a jar? On a string? A rabbit in a hat? With a bat?
"Jared is the clean lines guy," Michael said. "Personally, I hate those design magazines where the room looks like a hotel. They won't even put a bowl of fruit on the table. It's like no one lives there."
The table in the Michael/Jared kitchen is realistic, lived-in, and can afford to be ping-pong table sized (just sayin') since seating tucks underneath. Michael built two bench/shelf units tailored to nest into the table to configure a dinner for eight, LED project space, or Hawaiian party buffet.
"A lot of cookbooks are made coffee table-size," said Michael. "Who has a coffee table in their kitchen?" We don't know anyone with a coffee table in their kitchen.
Sterile is boring, but the Michael/Jared kitchen is tongue-in-cheek hospital chic.
Here's how they handle their biohazards:
"Those are bar trash cans I got from work. I spray-painted them. Jared made the stencils. You gotta go to Blick and get good spray paint that will adhere to plastic."
"The pot rack is made from a bed frame I found on the street. I spray painted it filing cabinet gray."
Bam! A utilitarian home that never smells like pee at the door, and never takes itself too seriously.Follow us on Twitter at @ExhibitionistSF and like us on Facebook.