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Friday, September 7, 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey Meme Brings New Meaning to the Word "Tool"

Posted By on Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 11:54 AM

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You've probably seen a parody or two (or six) of Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel by E.L. James. If not, allow us to violate your ocular chastity with Gilbert Gottfried's (safe for work!) rendition:

A parody we didn't see coming, however, is the Twitter feed @50ShedsOfGrey, which combines BDSM and gardening (and trips to the dentist and Jenga).

Here are some of our favorite Tweets:

Those who don't have the patience for Twitter, however, are in luck! Fifty Sheds of Grey, the book by C.T. Grey (his/her real name?), will be hitting shelves October 16, courtesy of St. Martin's Press. It will combine Grey's tongue-in-cheek Twitter feed with somewhat depressing images of sheds and tools of the G-rated variety.

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Here's hoping that, like Shit My Dad Says, this meme becomes a television sitcom starring William Shatner, ruminating woefully about hoes.

For more events in San Francisco this week and beyond, check out our calendar section. Follow us on Twitter at @ExhibitionistSF and like us on Facebook. Follow Anna Pulley at @annapulley.
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