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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Naughty or Nice?: Elf on the Shelf Gets #Naughty

Posted By on Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM

click to enlarge Naughty Elf on the Shelf and the girls gone wild. - @JAXXTHENAUGHTYELF

Elf on the Shelf has come a long way from his humble beginnings in 1950s Japan.

In six decades, he's gone from cute and festive novelty toy to decadent and promiscuous sex prop with a penchant for porn and defecation.

Usually thought of as one of Santa's little helpers, like in the 2004 children's book by mother/daughter team Carol Aebersold and Chanda Bell, Elf on the Shelf was meant to simply oversee our children's behavior and then report back.

However, with the advent of social media, hashtags and our collective dirty minds, Elf on the Shelf has now traded the North Pole for the stripper pole.

Hashtag #naughtyelfontheshelf allows Instagram users to post revealing photos of this otherwise well-meaning elf in rather compromising positions. Clearly he doesn't mind.

SF Weekly has compiled some of the best entires. Join us for this rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas: Naughty Shelf Elf Style."

Naughty Elf on the Shelf puts his dick in a box.

click to enlarge @CASEFACEEEEE

Naughty Elf on the Shelf flips channels in search of Amish porn.

click to enlarge @CRUGGIERO77

Naughty Elf on the Shelf practices safe sex. Lots of safe sex.

click to enlarge @SHANNNNROSSI

Naughty Elf on the Shelf is bi-curious.

click to enlarge @LOVEIMOGENLOVE

Naughty Elf on the Shelf hates kitties.

click to enlarge @JAXXTHENAUGHTYELF

Naughty Elf on the Shelf pranks your kids.

click to enlarge @NOMNOMMERZ

Naughty Elf on the Shelf bakes chocolate chip cookies with homemade ingredients.

click to enlarge @C_I_N_D_Y_L_O_U

Naughty Elf on the Shelf came in like a wrecking ball.

click to enlarge @JTPHOTOGOKC

Naughty Elf on Shelf surfs the net for more porn. The Vaseline came in his stocking.

click to enlarge @LOVEIMOGENLOVE

Naughty Elf on the Shelf reads smut.

click to enlarge @JENNIEKEM1984

Naughty Elf on the Shelf practices BDSM.

click to enlarge @TIAHNARAE

Naughty Elf on the Shelf commits murder.

click to enlarge @TIAHNARAE

For events in San Francisco this week and beyond, check out our calendar section. Follow us on Twitter at @ExhibitionistSF, Jonathan at @jonramos17, and like us on Facebook.

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