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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Best Zillow House Listing in San Francisco

Posted By on Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 2:29 PM

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If you've ever browsed the real estate site Zillow, you know it's pretty boring -- endless page scrolling through million dollar two-bedroom homes. So when we were alerted to this listing, we knew that this could possibly be the best house to ever grace the site that we'll likely never really need to use.

Behold, 639 Cayuga Ave.:

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Want to see what the home looks like?

Ooohh:

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Ahhh:

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Okay, here's what the neighborhood really looks like:

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The owner is asking a mere $3.5 million for this MTV-Crib-Garden-of-Eden abode. Soon enough, we'll consider this a bargain!

See also: Check Out This House with a Bizarre Design Feature

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