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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Have Gordon Ramsay Yell at You on National Television!

Posted By on Thu, Nov 3, 2011 at 8:30 AM

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What: Masterchef Auditions

Where: California Culinary Academy

When: Sat., December 10, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Cost: Free

The rundown: If you can make a mean lasagna, are attractive or have a "unique" "personality", and had parents who didn't love you enough/loved you too much, it's your time to shine! Gordon Ramsay('s producers) wants you to come on Masterchef. From the network that cancelled Arrested Development, Firefly, and Wonderfalls, Masterchef is a reality show starring a red-faced yell-y white man, so it'll probably air until the world suffocates under the weight of its own shame. But who cares, this is totally your chance to be famous! Ish! Don't forget who told you about this opportunity by cursing our name on national television, we also want to be famous! Ish!

According to the application, there are two ways to register, so get up on this before it's TOO LATE and you can't be on T.V. anymore until the next opportunity in a couple days:

OPTION 1 (The Preferred Choice)

STEP 1: You are strongly encouraged to PRE-REGISTER and pick your open call location in advance.

STEP 2: Attend an OPEN CALL (you are strongly encouraged to pre-register). Please bring the following with you to the open call you choose:

Your completed application (CLICK HERE to download)

A current photo of yourself

A photo of your plated dish.

Your dish to impress us!

IMPORTANT NOTE: IF YOU CANNOT MAKE IT TO AN OPEN CALL, PLEASE FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW TO SEND IN YOUR MATERIALS.

OPTION 2

STEP 1: Make a VIDEO. You only need to do this if you CANNOT ATTEND AN OPEN CALL.

CLICK HERE to view the video submission instructions

STEP 2: Save a current picture of yourself, and a video of yourself to your computer, so it is ready when you apply online.

STEP 3: Completely fill out the online pre-registration form and upload your video and picture HERE.

STEP 4: If for any reason, you're not able to upload your video, please mail your application, picture, and video to:

MasterChef Season 3 Casting

1741 Ivar Ave.

Los Angeles, CA 90028

Please note that any videos and materials submitted by mail will not be returned.

DEADLINE: Completed applications and video submissions must be received by December 12th, 2011* at 11:59pm, EST to be considered, BUT REMEMBER THE SOONER THE BETTER!

*We reserve the right to extend the application deadline at our sole discretion.

Please note these audition instructions are subject to change as determined by the producers. All those considered for the series will be required to submit and sign additional documents (which may include, without limitation, a participant agreement, waiver, and series rules) in order to be considered to participate in the series. If there is any conflict between the information on this website and the foregoing documents, the foregoing documents shall control.

Pre-register by telling them every last thing about yourself here. Good luck!

Laura Beck is a founding editor of Vegansaurus! and tweets at mrpenguino. Follow SFoodie on Twitter: @SFoodie, and like us on Facebook.

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