The popularity of Shit Girls Say has spawned an ungodly amount of spin-offs -- including one perfect for San Francisco, Shit Vegans Say. When vegans are getting in on the action, you might've jumped the shark. Or be ahead of the shark by two days, as us vegans are very progressive. Also, I might've just pasted this sentence into my boyfriend's Gchat and asked, "Does this make sense?"
Without further adieu, More Shit Vegans Say from the very funny vegan Ari Solomon:
I've, no joke, said at least half of those things in the past two hours.
And, if you're one of the seven people who missed Shit Vegans Say, here it is in all its adorable glory:
Now we're just waiting for a Shit Slow Foodies Say. Might this be of some help?