Get SF Weekly Newsletters

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Unemployed Reporter Porter: The Beer for Disgruntled Journalists Everywhere

Posted By on Thu, Feb 7, 2013 at 2:15 PM

click to enlarge JON CAMPBELL

Get a group of reporters together on a Friday night, get a few drinks in 'em, and before long the conversation will inevitably turn to lamenting print journalism's long, painful slide into irrelevance. Now there's a beer designed to accompany these late-night exercises in depression.

Jon Campbell was once a reporter for the Hartford Advocate; now he's a freelance writer brewing Unemployed Reporter Porter in his free time. Of which he willingly admits there is a lot, and some of which he spends crafts his sharp and incisive label copy, describing the beer as "dark and bitter as the future of American journalism," and containing "a high alcohol content designed to numb the pain of a slow, inexorable march toward obsolescence." Zing!

See also: SF Beer Week: Your Weekend Schedule

Our Three Favorite Mixology Parodies, In Honor of This Week's Review

Almanac Pairs with Dandelion Chocolate For New Biere de Chocolat

Campbell's brewing production is currently limited to a 5-gallon bucket in his closet, so, you know, no plans for distribution anytime soon. But considering that some estimates put the number of laid-off journalists as high as 15,000 since 2008, it seems like there's a built-in demographic for his brew if he chooses to put it on the market.

Either way, we're raising a pint in solidarity.

[Jon Campbell: Unemployed Reporter Porter]

Follow @annaroth

  • Pin It

About The Author

Anna Roth

Anna Roth

Anna Roth is SF Weekly's Food & Drink Editor and author of West Coast Road Eats: The Best Road Food From San Diego to the Canadian Border.


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Popular Stories

  1. Most Popular Stories
  2. Stories You Missed

Like us on Facebook


  • Trixxie Carr Presents: Maneater at Oasis
    January 14, 2015 was the first night of Trixxie Carr Presents: Maneater at Oasis in San Francisco. Photos by Calibree Photography.
  • No Pants BART Ride 2015 - NSFW
    The No Pants BART Ride commenced on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2015. Participants rode without pants, and at the end of the ride they disembarked at The Mission to bar hop, eat burritos and take selfies. Photos by Richard Haick.