In this hilarious and spot-on flowchart, Wired wades into the murky waters of Yelp trustability and comes up a comprehensive guide to when and when not to trust the crowdsourced review site. (Spoiler alert: Hardly ever.)
Our favorite (and extremely important) question: "Is there a prologue longer than a Star Wars opening crawl?" Second place goes to the annoying habit some Yelpers have of mentioning significant others in cutesy ways: "Do they make gratuitous references to 'my other half' or 'my wifey' or 'my lover, Mr. Cuddles'?"
Let this be added to the short but illustrious history of Yelp satires.