Ben Westhoff tells Usher he can't make love

For your Friday morning entertainment: frequent SF Weekly contributer Ben Westhoff has responded to Usher's “Love in This Club” with a little love note of his own: a list of all the reasons “Why I can't make love in this club.” A sampling here:

1. Just made love in this club with Young Jeezy an hour ago. Still tired.

2. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love. But come give me a

hug if you're into getting rubbed.

3. Refuse to go all the way with someone until I've known them for at least two songs.

And the full mash note here. — Jennifer Maerz

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