Britney Spears and a Pile of Smurfs Will Be Torturing the Rest of Your Summer

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Prepare yourselves everybody — and we do mean everybody that ever leaves the house, goes shopping, or comes into the vicinity of a radio — for you are about to spend the rest of the summer with a sickly-sweet, yet somehow incredibly bland pop song from Ms. Britney Spears ringing in your ears. 

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