The Traffic For Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Is Going to Be Insane: A Warning

Bike parking at Hardly Strictly: Crowded

Everyone, don't even think of bringing your motor-powered metal sled to San Francisco this weekend for the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass festival. Just please don't. Because not only is Hardly Strictly going to draw untold thousands of people to Golden Gate Park, but there are about nine major events happening in the city on Saturday and Sunday. More than a million people are coming here, officials estimate. Meaning every car-width paved surface in the city is going to become an exhaust-clogged purgatory, a still life of indian-summer shittiness to which you should not contribute. Just look at what's going on:

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