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The Snitch
3:50 pm
Jan. 18, 2013
TSA Will No Longer Electronically Undress You at Airports First public nudity is banned in San Francisco, and now the TSA says it's no longer going to peek under your clothing when you pass through national airports. Plenty of travelers (except possibly... More >>
The Snitch
2:24 pm
Jan. 18, 2013
Turns Out, Even Uncle Sam Gets Parking Tickets in San Francisco Neither rain nor snow nor lack of legal parking stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. The beautiful shot taken by the omnipresent Jim Herd of the SF Citizen ma... More >>
The Snitch
1:40 pm
Jan. 18, 2013
Kaepernick Fever: So Hot the Road Team Is Favored Over the Top-Seeded Home Team The Niners' NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons features a rarity in football gambling: The Falcons, the home team and the NFC's No. 1 seed, will play the game as the underdog. Wh... More >>
The Snitch
12:59 pm
Jan. 18, 2013
BART: How Many Riders at End-of-Line Stations Were Asleep? If you've ever boarded BART's pre-dawn stockbroker train and mixed among the slumbering financial titans, you may have overheard something curious. The driver announces East Bay stops -- MacArth... More >>
The Snitch
12:35 pm
Jan. 18, 2013
S.F. Man Critically Injured in Tenderloin Stabbing San Francisco logged another stabbing early this morning when a 34-year-old man was slashed in the chest n the city's Tenderloin neighborhood. Officer Albie Esparza says the cops don't have mu... More >>
The Snitch
9:30 am
Jan. 18, 2013
Storefront Marijuana Dispensaries Are Definitely Legal In this uncertain reality of ours, the last place to look for a nugget of truth is the legally fuzzy world of medical marijuana. But the California Supreme Court gifted us all an unexpected dose ... More >>
The Snitch
8:50 am
Jan. 18, 2013
Mom Who Claimed Man Tried to Kidnap Her Toddler Now Says She Made It All Up Remember earlier this week when the South Bay community was freaked out after learning that a strange man had snatched a woman's toddler out from her hands? Turns out, you can relax -- there is ... More >>
The Snitch
8:02 am
Jan. 18, 2013
Why One S.F. Cyclist Doesn't Give a Shit That Lance Armstrong Doped Everyone is talking about Lance Armstrong. "Will Armstrong go to prison?" ponders the Guardian. "What's the Oprah angle?" asks the New York Times. "Should we forgive Lance Armstrong?" the Chronicl... More >>
The Snitch
7:00 am
Jan. 18, 2013
49ers vs. Falcons: Do It For Garrison Hearst Most of us remember the last time the 49ers played a playoff game in Atlanta. It was the game after "The Catch II," when Terrell Owens -- after dropping several passes all game -- held on to a S... More >>
The Snitch
4:44 pm
Jan. 17, 2013
Nudists, City Clash in Federal Court In a city where everything is political, is everything really political? What about cock rings? Yes, really. The city's indignant nudists have quite literally made a federal case out of Supervis... More >>
The Snitch
3:31 pm
Jan. 17, 2013
Manti Te'o Girlfriend Hoax: How Did Nobody at Stanford Catch On? There are two basic questions about the Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax that we are all asking: 1. Was he, for real, completely fooled all the way up until Dec. 6, as he says? With time, and en... More >>
The Snitch
1:45 pm
Jan. 17, 2013
Public Nudists Hang Out -- Literally -- at the Courthouse Today (NSFW) As promised, public urban nudists (as opposed to rural nudists?) descended on the steps of the federal court building this afternoon as a federal judge hears their challenge to the city's public n... More >>
The Snitch
12:42 pm
Jan. 17, 2013
Here's What BART Is Doing About Those Miserably Crowded Trains This probably isn't news to you, but your BART ride to and fro is becoming increasingly uncomfortable. That's because too many of you are relying on BART to get around; the agency is reporting r... More >>
The Snitch
9:58 am
Jan. 17, 2013
Read This Not Too Aggressive But Very Detailed Parking Note Bernal Heights neighbors' back-and-forth passive aggressive parking notes have become one of our favorite new mediums for literary expression. In this latest episode delivered by the Bernalwood ... More >>
The Snitch
9:10 am
Jan. 17, 2013
Jovan Jones, Telegraph Hill Rape Suspect, to Appear in Court Tomorrow Jovan Jones, the 25-year-old man accused of forcing his way into a woman's Telegraph Hill home and raping her, is expected to appear in court tomorrow to answer to nine felony charges. Accordin... More >>
The Snitch
8:00 am
Jan. 17, 2013
Heads Up, Burglars: San Francisco Security Guards to Rally at 4 p.m. Today This just might be the ultimate crime of opportunity. Today at 4 p.m. San Francisco security guards will march through the Financial District, demanding better wages, better benefits, and a lit... More >>
The Snitch
7:12 am
Jan. 17, 2013
Families of Victims Killed by Fleeing Driver Need Your Help With Funeral Costs Loved ones of Silvia Patricia Tun Cun, 29, and Francisco Gutierrez, 26, both of whom were killed in a car accident on New Year's Day, are asking the public to kick in some cash to help get their... More >>
The Snitch
3:49 pm
Jan. 16, 2013
Mavericks Surfing Competition to Be Held Sunday -- and You Can Thank Japan for That Finally, the stellar waves the world's greatest surfers have been pining for are expected to land here Sunday. It's all over the news: The highly anticipated Mavericks Big Wave surf contest is ... More >>
The Snitch
2:59 pm
Jan. 16, 2013
Dunkin' Donuts Still Far from San Francisco; New England Refugees Lament Amazing news broke today that Dunkin' Donuts, the Massachusetts-based purveyor of extremely decent coffee and glazed foods, will be making a foray into the Golden State. It's difficult to underst... More >>
The Snitch
1:57 pm
Jan. 16, 2013
Public Nudists Have 15 Days Left of Grossing People Out We know there's gotta be some parents out there counting down the days from their kitchen calendar where they can safely take the kids on a family stroll to Dolores Park without fear of running i... More >>

From the Print Edition

Storytelling 10110001101: Comics and Novels Evolve Storytelling 10110001101: Comics and Novels Evolve

Illustration by John Hersey It's really happening: Barnes & Noble keeps closing stores, Newsweek published its last print issue, and the thriftiest tablet on the market costs less than three new… More >>

Beam Me Up: S.F. Homeless Sport "Star Trek" Gear Beam Me Up: S.F. Homeless Sport "Star Trek" Gear

In the original Star Trek show, observant viewers can discern distinct classifications based on uniform color (yet somehow overlook the papier mâché rocks). Command personnel wear gold; science and medical… More >>

The Psychology of Unemployment

In these troubled times, employment, like life, could end at any time — and yet it's somehow worse with a job, because we have no evidence that the afterlife consists… More >>

SF Weekly Letters

Revisiting a Sad Yet Important Story A mother's appreciation: Accolades to SF Weekly staff writer Albert Samaha for his beautifully written article [and blog posts] about the shocking death of my… More >>

Rage Against the Machinima: YouTube's Stars Battle Networks Rage Against the Machinima: YouTube's Stars Battle Networks

Illustration by Jesse Lenz The video "Thank you, I will miss you guys" is barely a minute long — all one shaky, handheld shot trained on the face of then-21-year-old Ben… More >>

Heel, NIMBY: Dogs on Dog Turf Operate Beyond the Leash of the Law Heel, NIMBY: Dogs on Dog Turf Operate Beyond the Leash of the Law

The barking usually starts around 6 in the morning and sometimes doesn't stop until almost 10 at night. The chorus carries up from the Douglass Dog Park in Noe Valley… More >>

Bummer's Almanac: Predicting 2013

1. Due to increasing rent and real estate prices, square footage in San Francisco will become the most valuable substance on Earth for a six-week period in late spring, replacing… More >>

SF Weekly Letters

A Public Death A man's suicide immortalized online: Wow, this is an amazing and heartbreaking story ["Public Influence," Albert Samaha, feature, 1/2]. I wish it hadn't needed to have been written,… More >>

Public Influence: The Immortalization of an Anonymous Death Public Influence: The Immortalization of an Anonymous Death

Cover design by Andrew J. Nilsen. Turn on the computer. Open Twitter.Something catches your eye. Man on 3rd floor ledge posing in his skivvies A twitpic, date-stamped 3:18 p.m. on Feb. 16, 2010, shows… More >>

Big-Headed, Tight-Lipped: Barry Bonds' Hall of Fame Defense Big-Headed, Tight-Lipped: Barry Bonds' Hall of Fame Defense

If Barry Bonds does not get into the Hall of Fame this year, it will be because enough baseball writers believe he cheated and that his sort of cheating should… More >>

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